how do i kill my family bros?
Fuck you crakkas
fuck you nigger
>>7669 (OP)>>7670You two should just fuck already.
>>7680that would be gay
why are swedish people like this?
>>7690 (OP)learn your flags
im Swedish and bi, ive also sucked dick before. no homo tho.
>>7694i think as long as you don't swallow all of it, it doesn't count as gay
next time I try getting oiled up, my penis fetish is just a fetish
growing up i never had friends. there was like two neighbors my parents forced me to hang out with but i never really cared about them, i felt better being alone. i was always alone as a kid. good thing i had stray animals accompany me. i remember i used to play with stray animals as a kid. one of them was a cat i would regularly feed lasagna because i thought all cats were like garfield, unironically i gave it the name of tom the cat not garfield, i'm a huge tom and jerry fan which explained my autism. anyways my relationship with tom never lasted that long, months later tom would disappear into the wild and i never saw it again. there was another animal,this time a stray dog that i used to bring food and play around all the time. i don't exactly remember the name i gave to that dog but i remember playing with that dog for acouple of years, i actually contracted some form of head fungus because the dog was dirty but as a kid i never minded. it was a good time, fast forward to my teenage years and i couldn't get the dog and tom out my head. i would have daydreams of hanging around tom and the dog playing gba and watching spongebob together. it was all fun until i started to actually develop sexual feelings. now i would never fuck an animal, not really into bestiality so when i did have sexual dreams about the dog i would think of it as an anthropomorphic cartoon character with human like limbs, actual animal sexual organs make me sick.i got curious as a kid and decided to google cartoon dog porn. upon doing research i discovered the wonderful world of rule34. i instantly got hooked on furry porn, especially the ones that looked somewhat closed to my dog friend. i don't remember exactly the gender of the dog but i like straight porn and i like to think it was a she, it would make my masturbation sessions less weird, i'm not gay so i never search up cat porn that looked like tom, tom was like a brother to me. anyways i recently found a pic of an anthro canine that sort of resembles what my childhood buddy used to look like. anyone else here like this or am i the only one? please tell me i'm not the only one. recently i've been getting more and more into human porn like mario/zelda rule34 . anyways what do you guys call this fur type and colour? it would be nice if you posted more canine women that look like this pls i really miss my doggy and this is the only way i can cope with the withdrawal
>>7695>Op fucks dog>develops addiction>is now serial dog rapistThe perfect crime considering dogs can't go to the cops.
>i would regularly feed lasagna because i thought all cats were like garfieldi dont believe you
ass>tits thread 2last one hit the image limit
seems like the image limit was reached
who was your childhood robo waifu? mine was and still is roll
>>7654i'm more of a flesh lover kinda guy
>>7656>flesh lover kinda guyFleshlights?
>>7657i wish i had a fleshlight
Your fortune: Excellent Luck>>7666checked
>>7684And rekt by hand.
how can other races compete?
There is no competition, dick size doesn't matter as long as you aren't fucking sluts who only care about that, but why would you do that anyway?
With motor engines and cheat codes wins the rabbit. Duh.
what is the best ramen /b/?
>not just eating the wrapper and throwing away the ramen
>>7668Stop making up words you mong.
>>7666I gotchu. Step by step.>obtain bottle of lotion>find plastic bag>empty lotion into bag.>???>the absolute state of regretEnjoy!
Is this the ideal female body?
Alexis is hot but the fakies do her no favors. With an ass and thighs like hers I don't even know why she thought she needed them.
>>7609nice and perky
>>7623Yeah, it's pretty round for such a little lady.
i found a newborn baby in a dumpster AMA https://youtu.be/7QJo5qVHT_M
what did it look like?
prove it was you fagget
Did you eat it?
JEEZ TONI! YOU DRIVE LIKE A BITCH! https://youtu.be/evwi0oMFrKg?list=RDevwi0oMFrKg
Well maybe if you didn't listen to wop music. I wouldn't be drivin' like this Vinny.
lets get this thread going
this board is dead AS FUCK. Get rid of the cum butt ads and maybe people will stick around
>>7208 (OP)Hi board, have you meet fuck? how is fuck health? does fuck feel good?
>>7209fuck feels like boner
>>7208 (OP)fuck off
What are you a faggot or something?
Why do you hate niggers? State the reason in this thread.
niggers have a high propensity for violence with mental faculties equivalent to an eight year old human. they are an evolutionary dead end like the panda.
what's a nigger?
>I don't know why I hate blacks>Oh right, it's because they look and smell like ass
Because they stole my bike.