Someone post the real one
Honestly.Reddit in all ways is better than /b/The content there is so much better than the literal shit on /b/Prove me wrong!
>>9237 (OP)/b/ is supposed to be the shittiest thing ever anon. At least 3/b/ is better than 4/b/. I hate rate my cock threads and porn threads. Here you will find based threads too
>>9233 (OP)No, fuck YOU!
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The Corona virus was created is a planned effort to introduce martial law and rid us of our rightsIf we can't see the enemy then we can't fight the enemyIf we can't suss out the culprit, then we can't delay the malicious plans they have for usIt's the perfect silent assassin, and scaremongering tactic to make everyone stay indoors and feel helpless as new laws are introduced to accommodate the attackers' will. We are losing our liberty, our freedom, and as an American citizen I feel it is my duty to sound the warning bell.DO NOT ACCEPT THE COMING MANDATORY CORONA VACCINESDO NOT ACCEPT MARTIAL LAWComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
okay conspiraboomerits just temporary bullshit so people don't die
First three words that come to mind
Another one, daddy?!
would finger anus
I'm a swinger
dont post again
*cranks stereo*don't stop beleeeevvin'
How would you defeat Andre The Giant in a street fight?
By cowering in fear and shitting myself. Take that Andre.
>>7596 (OP)Lift above head, slam down on the ground and take home my heavyweight championship.
Break out the chess board that I just so happen to be carrying with me and challenge him to a game.
It's like this one time, at Band Camp, when we all had to stand and sing the National Anthem. And then Johnny Littleness (the tuba guy) started singing "Deutschland Uber Alles" at the top of his lungs, as we all started laughing. Then the camp leader made us all scrub the toilets clean as punishment. I will never forget the smell of bleech. Or the sight of Johnny's massive cock... we never spoke ill of him after seeing that. That was a funny week... poor Johnny looked as tho he got no sleep at all over that Camp. He suddenly became very popular. But his tuba playing got a lot better after all of that. Just like this thread.
I would pull down my pants and whip out my dickIf he's a homophobe or very uncomfortable about being in physical contact with a dude whose junk is hanging out then they'd back away
I wanna see this hit blow up. Please for the love of god. Like share fucking give it a reach around I don’t care. Share share share!
>>8650 (OP)Microwaves aren't a very powerful form of radiation, so this isn't the best method of killing anything. Even ultraviolet light (which is in sunlight) has a significantly shorter wavelength than microwaves, meaning that it would be far more efficient at irradiating things. In other words, leaving your toilet paper out in direct sunlight would be a much better way to destroy latent coronaviruses on your toilet paper than putting them in a microwav oven.Also, viruses aren't even living things, therefore they can't be killed. They don't feed, intake water, metabolise nutrients, etc and they can't even reproduce on their own, nor do they engage in sexual reproduction but instead only asexual reproduction (meaning they clone themselves). They're almost like computer programs which operate solely on the instructions that are in their RNA, and that's all they do.I guess microwaves could "kill" them by damaging their RNA and making them incapable of replicating. But since microwaves don't have a very short wavelength (despite their name. They're only 'micro' compared to radio waves), they won't penetrate very deeply into the toilet paper.Therefore, individual coronaviruses on the outside of the toilet paper will get fried, sure, but ones that are on the inside of the roll may end up getting wiped on your ass and anally raping you with infection because all the toilet paper shielded them from the microwaves you were trying to destroy them with.So here's my solution: get a piece of tarpaulin and submerge it into bleach for 24 hours to entirely sterilize it. After removing it from the bleach don't allow it to dry and instead lay it flat outside in an area where there is a minimum amount of tall objects around that could cast a shadow onto it. Preferably somewhere that is flat. Make sure you're wearing gloves while doing this or bleach will probably get on your hands. Also, make sure that it's a very bright, sunny day. Then, grab your toilet paper rolls, completely unravel them and lay them out on the tarpaulin. After 4 hours, lift the toilet paper and flip it over to expose the other side to the sun for another 4 hours. Then, roll it back up onto the cardboard tube and go take a shit.
>>8674LMAO. Buying and using a bidet would save time and money (on bleach & TP) in the long run.
>>8674bullshit, the kill temperature of coronavirus is only around 30C-40C>>8678the bidet meme strikes again
Is this the ideal female body?
>>8683You don't know what old is. Pic related.
>>8699 This is intrested
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>>8555>>8555>>8555TRIPS WET DREAM!
Met a classmate and she started a conversation about why we not sticking together that well. She is one follow the law breathing child and things that not wished by the general behaviour are hated and blameable and especially than she feels strong and picks up the conversation to get her point to define her personality and gathers benefits from the surroundings. Then she questions why isn´t that a relatable way to control the social life, when all plastics shiver in a direction all need to shiver that direction, in necessary individuals with force (kind of full force like total force if one shiver is less ... don´t mind the force has been it)the reached community wouldn´t have outlineing and my way would be good to everyone then I told her that my plastic shiver is in the direction of death metal and behaviour that are not so fine in the general opinion like paying prostituts or doing drugs and getting a alcohollevel to vomitthen she said but when all plasitic shiver in the same direction but the way the plastic shivers is individually differently it would still be a working communtiy and because I am very talented in supporting the general behaviour I would have a highly recognized job because I am good at that work
All boards will come to an end, 8kun is retarded and this place is empty. The Nazis are in control.
give me more nazi/hitler magic cards ass hats
>>8644 (OP)It is made and not make, No good threads can be make while this card is on the battle field. you should use made instead of make
>>8646it says made but it kinda runs off the edge of the card. make more nazi/hitler cards
shut up nigger
ass>tits thread 2last one hit the image limit
seems like the image limit was reached
>>7148Is that meant to be a troll or something?
i found a newborn baby in a dumpster AMA https://youtu.be/7QJo5qVHT_M
prove it was you fagget
Did you eat it?
>>6875 (OP)Bitch was even too stupid or lazy to even use the pill, or kill her baby before it was illegal. https://shamik.ooo/nya/740957
Are you a garbage man?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ traps lol
imagine putting a cock inside your asshole
>>8364Why not though?
Your fortune: Outlook goodI forgot to fucking fortune
>>8364Only with a condom, and only a cute boys dick nya~https://shamik.ooo/nya/740957